Sunday, September 25, 2005

Stupid Freshmen: You Won’t Believe

I went to the restroom after class one day and I stood before the mirror before heading out. There were two freshmen girls next to me, reapplying their shimmery lip gloss and fluffing their hair. One of them turned to the other and asked, “Like okay, if you were, like, stranded on an island what’s the one thing you’d take with you?” I was thinking about her question and the first thing that came to my mind was water. The other girl, however, was looking at the neon lights buzzing above her, thinking about the question before blurting out, “Definitely eyeliner.” Then the other girl squealed and exclaimed, “Oh my God! That’s what I was thinking too!” They grabbed their backpacks and their little purses and bounced out of the restroom.

PS This song is dedicated to the mighty Purgatory.

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  1. Blogger snookie posted at 5:52 AM  
    omg Clueless graduates :D

    we got those here as well :P
  2. Blogger Purgatory posted at 7:06 AM  

    nice a song dedicated to me, will listen to it once am home.
  3. Blogger machiatto83 posted at 8:02 AM  
    LOOL bimbos
  4. Blogger Equalizer posted at 9:03 AM  
    Airheads......dont tell me they were blonde! :p
  5. Blogger bo_ghazi posted at 12:13 PM  
    Her answer is soo deep.... but not everyone can tell :p
  6. Blogger Erzulie posted at 1:12 PM  
    Snookie: Yeah I just wanted to stuff their heads down the toilet and flush 'em down
    Purgie: Anytime :P
    Machiatto: (aka the only Starbucks hot beverage I drink) bimbos o bas
    Equalizer: Yes. Blonde. With streaks.
    Bo_Ghazi: I almost wanted to put her on the island and her damn eyeliner so she'll see how much her kit is necessary.
  7. Blogger The Don ® posted at 2:32 PM  
    Why did I have the impression that one was gonna say my vibrator.. hahahaahha
  8. Blogger Erzulie posted at 8:52 PM  
    Don: Vibrator? Well they're only freshmen so I'm guessing they get their in-the-flesh dose every other weekend if not more often. Freshmen are a bit loosey-goosey.
  9. Blogger Sou posted at 8:56 PM  

  10. Blogger Erzulie posted at 10:16 PM  
    $&!: I told you; you won't believe.
  11. Blogger Sou posted at 11:58 PM  


    What the hell were they thinking?!! Hang on; they probably weren't thinking! :/
  12. Blogger Erzulie posted at 12:18 AM  
    $&!: Yup. I think that this was the dumbest conversation I've observed.
  13. Blogger Misguided posted at 1:57 AM  
    Dear Erzulie,

    I would take clean underwear.

    There my deep and thoughtful answer. I rather be thirsty then naked in-front of squealing monkeys.

  14. Blogger Erzulie posted at 2:35 AM  
    Misguided: Haha, well I think underwear wouldn't be necessary; running naked and free with our primitive selves would be a lovely experience. Then again, edible underwear would be something to think about.
  15. Blogger Kthekuwaiti posted at 7:26 PM  
    I would take hot dogs (I watched a show where the guy said that hot dogs contain many things your body would need to survive for a couple years).

    As for the girls .. we get those kind of people too. They usually don't stay longer than a year tho.
  16. Blogger Erzulie posted at 11:32 PM  
    TheKuwaiti: Hmm, I never heard about the hot dog kit before. Hah, no I think these girls stick around actually; they'll get tossed & flipped & dumped a couple of times before learning their lesson.

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