Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Terrorist Organizations are Sexist

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While drifting of to sleep yesterday, I was thinking that truly, terrorist organizations are sexist, particularly Al Qaeda. We did not ever see any women working with these mongrels. I think that a handful of females can be brainwashed into thinking that Osama Bin Laden, the ultimate trust fund baby and ex-playboy who spent his early adult life frolicking along the Swiss Alps with booze and b!tches at his side, is actually a righteous, well-meaning man who has the right to damn Western nations and their traditions.

If you take away his silly turban, wrinkled gown, and shave off his scraggly beard, Osama is actually not that bad looking. Now imagine a beautiful, dark-haired, wide-eyed Arabian woman by his side. I think that they would reach a celebrity status on the FBI’s Most Wanted list. Think of it more as an Arab paradox of James Bond.

Once they reach that status, all the top-notch designers would scurry to promote their label to Al Qaeda even before the stock hits the runway. Beauty companies would send their staff – those with Middle Eastern origins – to the Afghan caves in hopes of making over and glamorizing the radical group.

Apart from that extra pizzazz, women may even contribute to the aesthetic nature of bombings. In fact, they would not even be called that. ‘Explosions of Life & Color’ might be their new caption. Red, white, yellow, pink and blue hues would decorate our skies, lace our landscape, and will be the last memory of Flight 321.


I think handsome Osama may recall these songs...

MP3's...
Daryl Hall & John Oates - I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)
Haddaway - What is Love
Prince - When Doves Cry
RUN D.M.C. & Aerosmith - Walk This Way
Tommy Tutone - 8675309 Jenny
Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer yeah you wish Osi
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go Now

at 9:13 AM

12 Comments

  1. Blogger 3abeer posted at 9:37 AM  
    how sexy :P
  2. Blogger Temetwir posted at 10:25 AM  
    ok so terrorist didnt exactly sum it all up

    they had to be sexist too



    oooh now i get it
  3. Blogger MiYaFuSHi posted at 10:57 AM  
    OMG! I know a guy that looks exactly like him!

    (but I disagree, he is not handsome)
  4. Blogger Kthekuwaiti posted at 1:57 PM  
    The girl is hot .. would increase male retention too.
  5. Blogger DiiGMaa posted at 2:06 PM  
    Great post ;)
    emmm he has much better pics.. this one doesn't do him justice.. and Yes the lady is a beauty... put her as head of a terrorist group and you'll see a bunch of our young men agreeing to anything she says.. even before she speaks ;P

    and Kudos for The Clash.. one of my favs ;*
  6. Blogger Baroque posted at 5:56 PM  
    osama hot?
    okay erzulie, time to go get ur eyes checked.. ;p
  7. Blogger Erzulie posted at 8:16 PM  
    3abeer: :P

    Teme: Ma fehamt (!)

    miyafushi: Maskeen the guy you know :/
    Well, he's not handsome handsome but I don't think he's ugly. I think he's rather attractive. I don't think this tweaked picture does him justice (his nose looks squished) but overall, I think his presence might be overwhelming since he's like what, 6'4? His nose might be a little off, I'll give you that, but he has nice eyes :P Even the French media picked up on that detail, calling him something like "the man with the dark eyes."

    K: Yup...

    digma: Yay you're an oldie too :D Having men obeying what the female head says? Hmm...wonder if that imaginery spot is still open :P~

    baroque: Erm...look at my reply to miyafushi :P~
  8. Blogger dishevelled posted at 9:24 PM  
    Maybe they're not that sexist
    Women are just above such attrocities and foolish behaviour. Let's face it, brain-wise we're superior! :P
  9. Blogger Trevelyana posted at 12:22 AM  
    hmm.. Mr. and Mrs. Smith turned Mr. n Mrs. Laden.. I like.. who would play them in the movie.. Pitt simply wont do Bin Laden justice.
    As for handsome, it's more subjective than ever when it comes to people with such personality.. aside from his skewed doctrine, his mannerism and air are.. slightly attractive. Well maybe attractive isn't the right word.. but when you really think about it, very few men carry themselves well these days.

    Then again.. my idea of good-looking is Hugh Laurie, so what do I know.
  10. Blogger Erzulie posted at 8:13 AM  
    disshevelled: Hmm, I think brain-wise we're equal. But I have to say, women are more subtle in getting their way i.e. the quiet leader is the most effective one. You don't have to be dramatic to get your way ;)

    trevelyana: The movie? Well, a dark-haired Latina or an obscure, struggling Middle Eastern actress can be the Miss. Osama's part? Hmm...I'll have to think about that.
    And Hugh Laurie! Okay, he's ALL RIGHT, but he has to eat 100 burgers. I need the mandatory Kuwaiti gut :P~

    I miss the gut :/ and how dishdashas flow over it oh so smoothly.
  11. Blogger Al-Hanbali posted at 7:10 AM  
    asalamu aleykum

    there are generally two accounts about Osama Bin Laden's early age
    one that says he was a womeniser and so on,

    the other says that he had an early religious life and did not engage in any of this stuff some people like to think, and that is closer to reality if one pays more attention to his biography
    as he married a sryian woman when he was 19.

    and you can trace his ideology to people like Sayid Qutb and Abu-Alaa al mawdudui, unlike what amateurs say he 's "wahhabie"
    and it is more to due to Ayman zawahri's companionship where he affected him with his ideas

    while he has no doubt done a lot of wrong, i dont think ridiculing muslimeen is of their manners.
  12. Blogger Erzulie posted at 9:33 AM  
    Al-Hanbali:

    “Ridiculing muslimeen”? First of all, this was meant to be a comical post (I feel a slight wave of déjà vu). Second, I do not care about his so-called ideology since it harms innocent human beings regardless of their religion.

    And again, “ridiculing muslimeen”? How can he be near Islam! He has tainted and scarred the religion forever and for all to see! Instead of attaining his so-called objectives through peaceful means, he resorts to violence and terrorism! Does Islam mean going nuts and killing innocent bystanders? Does Islam mean that you are justified to kill and murder guiltless human beings?
    I do not want to trace his ideology, as you call it, because I know it will result in hateful, inhumane filth.

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