Friday, December 15, 2006

Parents

Baba: Erzulie, wayed 9ayra tar6ineen Amreeki...

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(Walking on Michigan Ave.)
Erzulie: Yoma shofay! 7atan ib Amreeka I'm tall! Look! I'm wearing cowboy boots oo kilman ag9ar minee! Shasawee lama arid!
Mom: Ee wallah la7atht! Lama kintay wagfa itkalmeen il concierge, kil il shabab ilee wara il counter ag9ar minich *laughs*
Erzulie: Yoma! *harumph*

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(Driving from O'hare to Downtown Chicago during rush hour)
Baba: Erzulie, shway shway. Laish mit'hawra? Inzain ana magdar asoog?
Erzulie: La2. You have to be registered under the insurance thing *snicker*

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Baba: Shofay bintich ga3da itdiz messijat! La la la, siyagtich kha6ra ya Erzulie...

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Baba: 6igay eeshartich! Wein ishartich!!!
Erzulie: Yoba 6ale3 eedik bara, moo ga3id ikhaleeni amor, oo el sair moo ga3id yit7arak... bala7ig 3alal exit...
Baba: ESHARTICH!!! Wein ga3deen "6ale3 eedik bara..." La la la, come on Erzulie...
Erzulie: Lazim it3aref the power of "El Eed!" La7tha baraweek shlon...
Baba: ERZULIE!

MP3's...
This one's for me :P~ Journey - Don't Stop Believing
Big Star - What's Going Ahn
The Outfield - Your Love
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Billy Joel - Big Shot
Depeche Mode - But Not Tonight
INXS - To Look At You
Blitz - New Age
Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (acoustic) there you go buddy :)

at 11:31 PM

20 Comments

  1. Blogger coolfreak posted at 12:50 AM  
    Look at the bright side, atleast they're riding with you. My parents wouldn't ride with me even if it depended on their lives.
  2. Blogger MSB posted at 1:16 AM  
    hahaha i miss chi-town!! u have to drive like that there, else u'll be stuck in your lane forever!! =)
  3. Blogger Purgatory posted at 1:29 AM  
    walla 7elwa hathee your dad yegoolech "come on " :P
  4. Blogger Purgatory posted at 1:29 AM  
    As for driving parents, I took my dad once then he decided not to go with me :)
  5. Blogger Erzulie posted at 2:27 AM  
    coolfreak: Welll, they had no other choice :P~

    msb: I know! I love driving in Chicago because you get all caught up in the screaming, hair pulling, swearing, etc. I like to drive but I don't think my blood pressure likes ME driving!

    Purga: Well, not the American-nasal "Come on," more like the Arabicized "cam ohnnn" one :P This was the first time I drove with my dad. I actually prefer him in my passenger seat and not my mom, who was sitting in the back. My mom tried to teach me how to drive in Kuwait but she lost it. She literally started to smack the passenger window repeatedly while yelling "Shoofay ilee yamICH! SHOOFEEEEE!"
  6. Blogger Delicately Realistic posted at 3:32 AM  
    LOL
    Parents!
    What more is there to say :P
  7. Blogger Zanzounito posted at 10:29 AM  
    dude!

    i am graduating too! yay!
  8. Blogger 1001 Nights posted at 1:29 PM  
    LOL wain ga3deen 6alli3 eedik barra! 9ajj maskeen! ba3dain inti laish ma it6ee3een il kalam? 9arwa3tai ubooch! When Im with my parents, I HAVE to put on my "safe driver" act.
  9. Blogger Erzulie posted at 1:50 PM  
    DR: Heh, you can't say nothing, but they sure do give a damn good hug regardless of how erratic your driving is! So yay for me! I'm hugging like crazy :P (but the Squirt is so boney though...take a B/W pic of him and he'll look like he just stumbled out of Auschwitz...)

    zanzounito: Double yay! Congrats! :D

    1001: I'm a "safe" person in general, but when I'm driving well...you see, I traced down the whole "a39ab" thing in me and it turns out it's genetic so I can't really control it. I'm a good driver (whoever drove with me and is reading this, don't submit any negative comments about my skillz on da road, thanks :P) but for some odd reason, my road rage isn't taken very well by my lovely passengers.

    And well, we were in a traffic jam. We were not moving at all! And this idiot behind me on my right wouldn't let me take Exit 50B! I had my eshara thing going on, and the only thing I had left to use was a human appendage! But yeah, I just stayed in my lane and did not move (people were honking) until someone let me pass in peace :D

    There aren't a lot of good results that come out of road rage, but one positive outcome is having a hoarse, sexy voice ("ba'7a") that may come from all the creative yelling :P
  10. Blogger the tooth.fairy posted at 1:33 AM  
    LOOOL reminded me with my mum, and my dad.

    They're one reason why i STILL don't drive :P

    Oboi :ESHARTECH ESHARTECH,oo tuwasse6i 7artech

    Oo ommi shoofi elli jeddamech welli yammech welli warach .. etc etc

    It DRIVES ME NUTS ! :P eshloun emkhaleenech etsoogeen? *wondering*
  11. Blogger Tipsy 'n Tantalizing posted at 4:35 AM  
    Bwahaha at "tar6ineen Ameriki". Your parents are just darling.
  12. Blogger Kthekuwaiti posted at 12:34 PM  
    You haven't experienced driving in Chicago until you rent a huge uhaul truck and try to get from one side of Michigan Ave. to the other..

    That said, I hope I never experience it again.

    As for being tall .. you make it seem like a much bigger issue than it really is. Just walk with a crouch, you might develop a hump .. but problem solved. :)
  13. Blogger 3abeer posted at 1:15 PM  
    why are parents second hand drivers?
  14. Blogger Erzulie posted at 11:28 PM  
    tooth fairy: The phrase "towase6ay 7artich" reminds me of my one and only driving test back in Kuwait. I remember making a mistake when I parked on a hill; my tester gave me a "look." I told him,"Bes ilyowm 3eed meeladee..." which was true. He later told me dad that he's going to give me a license but that I should practice parallel parking and parking on high rises; he said,"Bentek iksarat kha6ri." *evil smile* ;P~

    tipsy: Heh yeah well :P~

    K: That sounds like a mighty task :/
    And a sarcastic "haha" at your tall thing :P Well, I know a few girls who DO have bad posture because they're considered tall in Kuwait. I like my posture. I'm not bending over ;P

    3abeer: They can't drive my car because they're not registered under under my insurance policy
  15. Blogger 3abeer posted at 2:44 PM  
    I know that... I've been through the same experience with my dad when he visited... my question is .. why can't they just sit and enjoy the ride..

    Next time gooleelhom, da3oo lee al qiyada wa tamata3oo bil ri7lah ;)
  16. Blogger DiiGMaa posted at 10:31 AM  
    off topic,


    CONGRATS sunshine ;*
  17. Blogger LiLaCs posted at 5:24 AM  
    lol..Dads are fun
  18. Blogger Erzulie posted at 8:19 AM  
    3abeer: well i sold my car now so i can't say that :P

    digma: thank you :))

    lilacs: sure are!
  19. Blogger 1001 Nights posted at 9:45 AM  
    babe tara dazaitlich email back 3an ilshisma ... goleeli itha w9alach tara ag3ad a7atee inich tan6ereena oo ma yo9alich wana madri
  20. Blogger Dr.Lost posted at 11:03 PM  
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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