Sunday, May 24, 2009

Jovan Sex Appeal...for Men

I was looking at the creams and lotions section at my district's mini-market when the product below caught my eye. I read it and had quite a laugh.

I read it and imagined a male voice over saying the lines in a deep, hoarse voice. If you can't read the text in the pictures above, imagine the voice over with me, "(Front) Sex appeal. Now you don't have to be born with it. This provocative, stimulating blend or rare spices and herbs was created by man for the sole purpose of attracting woman. At will. Man can never have too much."

(Back) "How to make the most of it? On your face. Use it like an aftershave. Just spray it onto your hand, and then slap onto your face and neck. All over your body (I can hear some oohing and ahhing now). Spray it right on (Sheesh!) On your chest. On your arms. Or wherever else you want Sex Appeal. It will do what it's supposed to do. Because it's more than the usual promise in a bottle. It's more like a guarantee."

If you want to know more about this lovely product, visit their website at Okay, I'm done for the day...

Parov Stelar - Room Service
Beanfield - Planetary Deadlock
Vagabond - Sweat Until The Morning (Quiet Village Remix)

at 8:30 AM


  1. Blogger Desert Girl posted at 8:55 AM  
    This stuff was around in the 80's.
  2. Blogger KTDP posted at 9:45 AM  
    Does it beat the hymen rejuvination cream at boots avenues? I think not!
  3. Blogger جنة الحواس posted at 9:48 AM  
    you don't have to be born with it !


    wallah mo hayyen ur mini market ,ybee3 hal ashya'a el3aib :P


    The instructions are really something :D

    لا يطيحون عليه الهنود

  4. Blogger Temetwir posted at 4:33 PM  
    what what, they have a target .. guys like me need the mkt to be saturated with similar products :(
    dont be hatin

    ana arashi7 the guy from Shai for the voice over .. ely yegol the 'hey baby i made a promise' verse

    that would be so utterly amazingly gay
  5. Blogger eshda3wa posted at 10:39 PM  

    thats so funny!

    aham shay u dont have to be born with it !
  6. Blogger Erzulie posted at 1:15 AM  
    desert girl: explains the extra cheese!

    ktdp: i did NOT see that! what the hell is that? is that even, like legal? next post... :P

    janat il 7awas: it's like a blown up baqala...ga3da a6ale3 il shampoos wila ashoof hatha ib wayhi and i was like "what the hell!" :P

    temetwir: lol, yes!

    eshda3wa: seriously :P~
  7. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 11:00 AM  
    Ok, as soon as I saw that, Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" started playing in my head and a famous picture of a hirsute Burt Reynolds posing semi-nude in cowboy boots I think from the 1970's came to mind LOL ;p

    That perfume is so old, it must be pure alcohol by now. I mean, it's almost as bad as that "Brut" by Faberge cologne for men which you could easily find in any upscale bakala or coop... Have you ever been to any of those old "cosmetic" shops at Soug AlMubarakiya? They sell Lancome and Estee Lauder lipsticks and foundation for half a KD hehehe.

    Erzuliyah! Your word verification for me today is - and I swear this true ( I am sitting in a student exam trying not to laugh hysterically) :

  8. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 10:14 AM  
    hahah so funny!
  9. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 7:38 AM  

  10. Blogger eula_w posted at 5:41 AM  
    You can try pheromone because it act as natural sexual attractants. I use it and it's very effective. :)

    do pheromones work

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