Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Al-Sayer Gets Erzulie Hot & Bothered

Big Brother, God bless him, always takes my car to the car shop when it needs its dosage of new oil. When my car hit the number Big Brother told me to watch out for, I promptly handed him my set of keys and waited for my trooper to come back spanking clean. My baby did return yet unfortunately, I noticed that the only service they performed was changing its oil and nothing else. "I really wanted them to clean it from the inside!" I thought irritatedly. And then one morning, the following happened...

The Embarrassment - Drive Me to the Park
Muddy Waters & the Rolling Stones - Down the Road I Go
Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere
The Beatles - Drive My Car
Tracey Chapman - Fast Car
Barabas - On the Road

at 9:00 AM


  1. Blogger forzaq8 posted at 2:35 PM  
    so did they help you or just gave you sweet talk ?
  2. Blogger Q80 Saracen posted at 2:37 PM  
    LOL...You gotta be the only person in the world who actually enjoyed telemarketing. Interesting...
  3. Anonymous nouf posted at 11:48 PM  
    loooooooooool that always happens to me with the 107 guys.."ay 5idma thanya..shakren it9alich" and then i have the biggest goofiest smile plastered on my face
  4. Blogger Swair. posted at 11:50 PM  
    weshalem lol
  5. Blogger Erzulie posted at 12:35 AM  
    forza: after i recovered from my amorous haze, he informed me that i have to reach a higher number for them to clean it inside out. until i reach that number though, sweet talk'll suffice :P~

    q80 saracen: well it was quite nice! i was heading to work and this dude called. in general, i'm not a morning person and it was the day after the oil change so when he told me he's the toyota rep, i was ready to let him have it.

    nouf: holy geez! i read your comment and my cheeks started to burn! i had a goofy smile too like a surprised "huh?" it was nice :P

    swair: :D :P~
  6. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 2:22 AM  
    so now ur in love with this guy? is he gonna marry u or just playing???
  7. Blogger Erzulie posted at 3:53 PM  
    anon: yeah, i'm gonna get hitched to a nameless telemarketing dude who made my morning a little bit sweeter.
  8. Blogger Bodie Broduas posted at 5:27 PM  
    you just described damn near every romantic comedy out there. Nora Ephron should be taking notes.
  9. Blogger Peony posted at 10:05 PM  
    typical kuwait.. i think that's part of kuwait's telemarketing technique's "sweet talk the girls.. flirt a little and they'll forget why they're complaining in the first place.."
  10. Blogger jambino posted at 12:56 AM  
    I bought a new car and I picked it up today. The dealer dude gave me a bouquet of red roses as a way of saying mabrook! OMG! The car dealership is hitting on me. I hope they keep this up a year from now. :)
  11. Blogger Erzulie posted at 3:37 AM  
    bodie: allah i3een mortik! killer of fantastical ROMANCE! well, i enjoyed my moment very much :P

    peony: well it sure as hell worked on me! :P~~ hmm...my car's still dirty. hmmm....

    jambino: you said red roses? well, i think you've got an admirer jamba juice. actually, i'm sure of it. and congrats on your new ride :) (if it's a 1979 jag i'm going to carnap it, if not, then enjoy your new baby :)
  12. Blogger Bodie Broduas posted at 1:28 AM  
    aham shay ina my comment wasnt even on there.. and yeah ur right.. mortee ra7 t3anee .. too much ... but i'm worth it right erzulie? plus, chicks like nora ephron movies :p
  13. Blogger Erzulie posted at 1:16 AM  
    bodie: i didn't post your comment because, well, do i have to say why bodie? :) not kosher. and i don't know, maybe one day, you'll be worth it ;P~~~
  14. Blogger Bodie Broduas posted at 11:07 PM  
    kosher? you got me feeling a little too Verklempt, bubbala...
  15. Blogger Bodie Broduas posted at 11:41 PM  
    I got a tidbit to rival your Sayer story. When you call Disney, they ask you "How can I make your day magical?"and then when they're done, it's "Have a magical day!" Magic! Imagine that.

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